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To marry the girl I did. And she gave me the advice. -- General Mark Clark
Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French.
Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek....
Tomato paste - what you use to fix broken tomatoes.
Tom Baker: the jelly-baby pusher of the universe.
Tom Birch is as brisk as a bee in conversation; but no sooner does he take a pen in his hand, than it becomes a torpedo to him, and benumbs all his faculties.
-- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)...
TOMB, n. The House of Indifference.
TOMCAT WARNING - Liberties Taken With Quotes!
TomDOS 4.0- (G)rin, (O)ffer a jellybaby, (T)rip on scarf.
To me, absolutes are found only in finite algebra and taxes.
To measure a circle, begin anywhere.
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