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Today for show and tell I've brought a tiny marvel of nature
a single snowflake....
Today has been a long year!!!!!!!!!!
Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house.
And I thought, I too am like that snail. I build a defensive wall around myself, a "shell" if you will....
Today I am feeling ept, ane, and sipid.
Today I dialed a wrong number. The other side said, 'Hello?
' and I said, 'Hello, could I speak to Joey?' They said,' Uh, I don't think so....
Today I have grown taller from walking with the trees.
Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second. -- Steven Wrigh
Today I...........No, that wasn't me. -- Steven Wrigh
Today is a bad day to give to charity.
Today is a day for making firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?

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