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Today I saw a red-and-yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am!
Of course, I thought that yesterday, too, and it rained. -- Woody Alle...
Today is canceled due to lack of interest!
Today IS July 8, 1965, isn't it? <looking at chronograph&l
Today is Monday, cleverly disguised as Tuesday.
Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.
Today is only yesterday's tomorrows - Uriah Heep
Today is TFW's birthday! Welcome....7/29/94
Today is the first day of the rest of my death. Tomorrow will be the next day of it. Bwwaahh.
Today is the first day of the rest of this mess.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
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