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Today's rebel is tomorrow's tyrant. -- Will and Ariel Dura
Today's robots are very primitive, capable of understanding only a few simple instructions such as 'go left', 'go right', and 'build car'.
-- John Sladek...
Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity?
And where does it go after it leaves the toaster? -- Dave Barry, What is Electricity?...
Today's Sesame Street Pooh Bear was brought to you by honey B
Today's Sesame Street Wicca was brought to you by Blessed Be.
Today's Sesame St Satan was brought to you by the number 666
Today's subliminal message i
Today's tagliners are tomorrow's sages.
Today's thrilling story has been brought to you by Mushies, the great new cereal that gets soggy even without milk or cream.
Join us soon for more spectacular adventure starring ... Tippy, the Wonde...
Today's topic is "Are We Alone in the Universe?

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