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Today is your lucky day.
Today, it is very expensive to have your home painted.
As a matter of fact, it is much cheaper to call a photographer....
Today I will find a sense of belonging and I will sense that I belong alone and depressed.
-- Dan Goodma...
Today, loving change, tumult, even chaos is a prerequiste for survival, let alone success.
-- Thomas J. Pete...
Today most physicians specialize. After getting his bill, I've decided my doctor's speciality is banking.
-- Mickey Porte...
Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word except in major motion pictures.
-- Dave Barry, $#$%#^%!^%&@%@!...
Today only the well-educated man or woman is equipped to work in an age of technology or to be a good citizen in an age of complexity.
-- John F Kennedy...
Today's book-< Bigger monitors for Win3.1 by Seymor I.Co
Today's oxymoron - Dr. Elders' solution.
Today's "politically correct" = yesterday's McCarthyism.

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