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Todays weirdness is tomorrows reason why.
Today, take an astronaut to launch.
Today the nations of the world may be divided into two classes - the nations in which the government fears the people, and the nations in which the people fear the government.
-- Amos R. E. Pinoche...
Today the real test of power is not capacity to make war but the capacity to prevent it.
-- Anne O'Hare McCormick...
Today there may be more Marxists on the Harvard faculty than in Eastern Europe. -- George F. Will
Today the sun, tonight the MOON! WHEN WILL IT END?
Today, THREE WINOS from DETROIT sold me a framed photo of TAB HUNTER before his MAKEOVER!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering squad and another paycheck.
When a woman marries, she gets a boarder....
Today: Yesterday's effect and tomorrow's cause.
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked.
They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. -- Joey Bishop...

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