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Today is a day of independence for all the Munchkins and their descendents (if any).
Today is a good day for a departmental reorganization.
Today is a good day for information-gathering. Read someone else's mail file.
Today is a good day for you to jump in a lake.
Today is a good day for you to jump in a pool.
Today is a good day to bribe a high-ranking public official.
Today is a good day to die. -- An apache warrior proverb
Today is a good day to update your resume.
Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
Today is an excellent day to have a rotten day.
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