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• I'm sorry, but I could swear you just called me a MACRO!
• The part of the world that people find most puzzling is the part called "Me".
• Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
  [severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello....
• Yello? ... Hi, Lisa, what's wrong? ... The mumps?
  Ooh, the kissing disease....
• I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. -- Steven Pearl
• My mom called me last night... I'm over it now... I was thinking of calling her back.
  .. There it passed......
• There's always someone willing to disagree with me
  but I'm the one who's called controversial. -- Solomon Sho...
• Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.