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• AS GOD IS MY WITNESS I AM INNOCENT - But He won't be there at the committal proceedings.
• And I will do all these good works, and I will do them for free!
  My only reward will be a tombstone that says "Here lies Gomez Addams -- he was good for nothing....
• As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly!
• Artists are always ready to sacrifice for art, if the price is right. -- Gomez Addam
• Two, ten, eleven. Eyes, fingers, toes. -- Gomez Addam
• As God as my witness, I can pass the fourth grade! -- Bart, "Bart Gets an F
• I am going on a diet. From this day forward, I pledge there will be no pork chop too succulent!
  No donut too tasty! No pizza too laden with delicious toppings to prevent me from reaching my scientifically-determined ideal weight!...
• I am GOD in here!
• As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again -- Scarlett O'Hara in Gone with the wind