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As God As My Witness I Thought Turkeys Could Fly!
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As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly!
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If turkeys could fly Congress would be an airport...!
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS I AM INNOCENT - But He won't be there at the committal proceedings.
As God is my witness - I am that fool! -- Gomez Addam
As God as my witness, I can pass the fourth grade! -- Bart, "Bart Gets an F
It is hard to fly with the eagles When you work with the turkeys.
Castration?!? Oh my god! I thought he said circumcision!
Now, witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again -- Scarlett O'Hara in Gone with the wind
Gone with the Wind As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again.. --Vivian Leigh
