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• As God is my witness - I am that fool! -- Gomez Addam
• As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly!
• I am going on a diet. From this day forward, I pledge there will be no pork chop too succulent!
  No donut too tasty! No pizza too laden with delicious toppings to prevent me from reaching my scientifically-determined ideal weight!...
• As God as my witness, I can pass the fourth grade! -- Bart, "Bart Gets an F
• See the happy moron, He doesn't give a damn. I wish I were a moron, My God!
  Perhaps I am! -- Dorothy Parke...
• Old Barlow was a crossing-tender at a junction where an express train demolished an automobile and it's occupants.
  Being the chief witness, his testimony was vitally important....
• I am GOD in here!
• I won! I won!
• Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of _not_ being guilty.
  I refer you to my expert witness, Dr. Hibbert. Hibbe...