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There are two kinds of people in this world: those who can get any job they want, and white males.
-- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on. -- Robert Byrne
There are two kinds of people: those who'll argue over anything and those who'll argue over nothing.
There are two kinds of solar-heat systems: "passive" systems collect the sunlight that hits your home, and "active" systems collect the sunlight that hits your neighbors' homes, too.
-- Dave Barry...
There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up.
-- Rex Stout, mystery write...
There are two kinds of tape: The one that won't stay on, and the one that won't come off.
-- Corollary to Murphy's Law...
There are two kinds of taste, the taste for emotions of surprise and the taste for emotions of recognition.
-- Henry James, Partial Portrai...
There are two kinds of truth, small truth and great truth.
You can recognize a small truth because its opposite is a falsehood....
There are two kinds of worries--those you can do something about and those you can't.
Don't spend any time on the latter. -- Nat Hentoff (from Duke Ellington)...
There are two lasting bequests we can give our children.
One is roots. The other is wings. -- Hodding Carter, Jr....

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