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There are two main periods in which your elected representatives to the legislature do not do any business.
One is before the election and the other is after the election....
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley
LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. -- Jeremy S. Anderso...
There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.
-- Neil Simo...
There are two modes of acquiring knowledge, namely reasoning and experience.
There are two real incentives toward reducing your weight during the summer season.
There are two rules for success: 1) Never tell everything you know. -- Roger H. Lincol
There are two schools of thought on Nostradamu
There are two sentences inscribed upon the Delphic oracle, hugely accommodated to the usages of man's life
Know thyself", and "Nothing too much"; and upon these all other precepts depend. -- Pluta...
There are two sides to every argument, unless a person is personally involved, in which case there is only one.
-- Cutler Webster's Law...
There are two sides to every divorce: yours and the shithead's.

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