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• Telesco's Second Law of Nursing: There are two kinds of adhesive tape
  he one that won't stay on and the one that won't come off....
• If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
  -- Murphy's Law Corollary 3...
• I just have one thing to say: Murphy, you owe me!
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle -- after Candice Bergan won an Emmy for her role as Murphy Brow...
• Kohn's Corollary to Murphy's Law: Two wrongs are only the beginning.
• Two wrongs are only the beginning. -- Kohn's Corollary to Murphy's Law
• I won! I won!
• Employee: I don't need your crummy job, Mr. Employer!
  I've won the lottery! Employer: Well, who needs employees?...
• If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.
  Murphy's Original Law...
• Mother nature is a bitch. -- Murphy's Law Corollary 10