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The reason we need the MX missile system is that the missiles we currently have in the ground are the Minuteman model, which is very old.
The Defense Department can't even remember where half of them...
The reason why people who mind their own business succeed is because they have so little competition.
The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything.
-- Walter Bagehot (1826-1877) Literary Studie...
The reason why so few marriages are happy is because young ladies spend their time in making nets, not in making cages.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Thoughts on Various Subjec...
The reason why we think monkeys are so funny is that they're so much like us. -- Will Roge
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- Robert Fro...
There, at the moated grange, resides this dejected Mariana.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Measure for Measure -- Act iii, Sc. 1...
There await men after they are dead things which they do not expect or imagine. -- Heraclitu
here being nothing more evident than that creatures of the same species should be equal amongst one another without subordination or subjection.
-- John Locke...
The rebel is doomed to a violent death. The rest of us can look forward to sedated expiration in a coma inside an oxygen tent, with tubes inserted in every bodily orifice.
-- Edward Abbey...

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