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There are two things that won't last in this world
dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars. -- Lee Trevino...
There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it.
Only the wisest of people achieve the second. -- Logan Pearsall Smith...
There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate
when he can't afford it, and when he can. -- Mark Twai...
There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire.
The other is to get it. -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Man and Superma...
There are two types of coaches. Them that have just been fired, and them that are going to be fired.
-- Bum Philips, Houston Oilers Coach...
There are two types of computer users in the world.
.. those that have lost data, and those that are going to....
There are two types of people in this world, those who crack their knuckles, and those who would like to crack those who crack their knuckles.
There are two types of people in this world - Those who want to control and those who want to be controlled.
There are two types of people -- those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!
' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.' -- Frederick L. Colli...
There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.
-- Barth's Distinctio...

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