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The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
The reason Congressmen try so hard to get reelected is that they would hate to have to make a living under laws they've passed.
The reason ESP, for example, is not considered a viable topic in contemporary psychology is simply that its investigation has not proven fruitful.
..After more than 70 years of study, there still does ...
The reason for the rush is the delay conversely, the reason for the delay is the rush.
-- Litt's Paradox of Deadline...
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
-- Sam Levenso...
The reason hot-rod owners raise the backs of their cars is that it's easier to go faster when you're always going downhill.
-- Omni...
The reason I feel guilty is, I'm so bad at it. -- David Steinberg
The reason I know my youth is all spent? My get up and go got up and went. -- Len Ingebrigsto

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