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The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people.
The reason that husbands and wives do not understand each other is because they belong to different sexes.
-- Dorothy Dix...
The reason that lightening doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time.
The reason the Christians have murdered on such a vast scale and killed anyone and everyone in their way is purely and simply greed.
.. Their insatiable greed and overweening ambition know no bound...
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
-- Maureen Murphy...
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
-- Jay Leno...
The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law. -- Alex Levi
The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded. -- Kin Hubbard
The reason they call it work is because sometimes you have to do stuff that you just don't want to do.
The reason they're called wisdom teeth is that the experience makes you wise.

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