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There are truths which are not for all men, nor for all times.
-- Francis M. Voltaire (1694-1778) -- Letter to Cardinal de Bernis, April 23, 1761...
There are truths which can kill a nation.
There are two birds in the tree of life. One eats. The other watches.
There are TWO 'B's in BBS, not one....
There are two cardinal sins from which all the others spring
impatience and laziness. -- Franz Kafka...
There are two days about which nobody should ever hurry, and these are yesterday and tomorrow.
-- Robert Jones Burdette, clergyman and humori...
There are two distinct sorts of what we call bashfulne
his, the awkwardness of a booby, which a few steps into the world will convert into the pertness of a cox comb...
There are two error in this sentence.
There are two groups of people in the world now. Those that get pathetically drunk in public--and the rest of us poor bastards who are expected to drive these pinheads home.
-- Dennis Mille...
There are two instruments worse than a clarinet. Two clarinets.

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