Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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There are three things I have always loved and never understood: Art, music, and women.
There are three things I've learned not to discuss with people
Religion, Politics, and the Great Pumpkin. -- Linus from PEANUTS...
There are three things that come next, uh four...
There are three types of people in this world: those who can count, and those who cannot.
-- Carl G. Hostnik...
There are three ways to get something done: (1) Do it yourself.
(2) Hire someone to do it for you. (3) Forbid your kids to do it....
There are times, Sir, when men of good conscience cannot blindly follow orders.
You acknowledge their sentience, but you ignore their personal liberties....
There are times when even the best manager is like the little boy with the big dog waiting to see where the dog wants to go so he can take him there.
-- Lee Iacocca...
There are times when I long for a Klingon woman. -- Worf
There are times when truth is stranger than fiction and lunch time is one of them.
There are times when you have to choose between being human and having good taste.
-- Bertolt Brech...

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