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The Phillips-head screwdriver was invented in Oregon.
The philosophers have only interpreted the world; the thing, however, is to change it.
-- Karl Marx...
The philosopher's treatment of a question is like the treatment of an illness.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstei...
The philosophical principle that even the simplest solution is bound to have something wrong with it.
-- Occam's Erase...
The philosophy exam was a piece of cake---which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next. -- Henry Ward Beeche
The phone always rings when you are outside the shower with a knife. -- Bate's Law
The phone call you're waiting for comes the minute you go out the door.
-- Law of Telephone Dynamic...
The phone's tapped anyway.
The phone will not ring until you leave your desk and walk to the other end of the building.
-- Linda A. Lawye...

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