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The pilot is always the 1st at an aircraft accident.
The pilot of the Galilean lake; Two massy keys he bore, of metals twain (The golden opes, the iron shuts amain).
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Lycidas, Line 109...
The pilots described it as a turkey shoot because the Iraqis were sitting ducks.
The pimples don't appear until the hour before the date. -- Ron's Observation for Tee
The PINK SOCKS were ORIGINALLY from 1952!! But they went to MARS around 1953!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
The pirate's treasure chest is here!
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter.
The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected....
The place of justice is a hallowed place. -- Sir Francis Bacon (1561-1626)
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
-- Bertrand Russell...

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