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The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes.
The perversion of the mind is only possible when those who should be heard in its defense are silent.
-- Archibald MacLeash (b. 1892)...
The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated than by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere, bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.
The perversity of the Universe is nothing compared to my girlfriend.
The perversity of the universe tends toward a maximum. -- Finagle's Law
The pessimist complains about the wind; The optimist expects it to change
The realist adjusts the sails. -- William Arthur Ward...
The pets eat better than I do!
The phase of the moon is bad, causing a fatal disk crash.
The Philistines be upon thee, Samson. -- Old Testament -- Judges v, xvi, 9
The Phillipine Post Office: Imelda Lette

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