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• Law of Telephone Dynamics: The phone call you keep waiting for comes the minute you're out the door.
• Telephone charges are cheaper the farther you call, go figure...
• There was a phone call for you.
• You have to go out there and give it 110% in the ninetieth minute.
• Call waiting is great if you have two friends!
• I gotta go - I'm expecting another call from you any minute. -- SLR
• The telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your keys.
• Skinner: [to Edna] I'll handle this. Simpson! I'm giving you till the count of three to come out!
  One, two, three! [pause] I've done all I can do....
• I'll go into the bushes over there, make a lot of noise, and flush out a rabbit.
  When he comes out, you step on him....