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The politicians don't just want your money. They want your soul.
They want you to be worn down by taxes until you are dependent and helpless....
The politician's promises of yesterday are the taxes of today.
The politicians's passion is to be mistaken for a statesman. -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
The politician who steals is worse than a thief. He is a fool.
With the grand opportunities all around for a man with political pull, there's no excuse for stealin' a cent....
The polls show 8 out of 5 schizophrenics agree!
The pollution's at that awkward stage. Too thick to navigate and too thin to cultivate.
-- Doug Sneyd...
The pomps and vanity of this wicked world. -- Book of Common Prayer -- Catechism
The poor always ye have with you. -- New Testament -- John xii, 8
The poor cat in the rain look. It never fails.

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