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• Hi, this is Jim. Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing my guitar too loud to hear the phone ring.
  Please leave me a message and I'll call you back at the end of Van Halen-1....
• Your phone will ring.
• Sorry that we're not at home. Please leave a message after the tone.
  When we get in, We'll give you a ring. Until then, wait by the phone....
• Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
  Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back....
• You're at the office, behind your desk, bored, bent, broken.
  It's a beautiful day outside. You want to go hiking....
• Woman, seductively:) Hi, I'm Linda. You know, it can be really lonely when you're a fashion model.
  Sometimes I just have to... (Interrupting:) Oh come on Linda, give me the damn phone....
• I call a wrong number. A guy on the other end says, "Well, what number did you dial?
  Well, did it ring at your house? Then I guess it's yours, Mr. Wizard!" -- Larry Reeb...
• In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
• Annoying flute music in background:) Good day, Jim.
  Your contact, Linda, is not available right now....