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• Ned: [sleepy] Howdily-diddely. Phone: Greetings, friends.
  Do you wish to look... Ned: [hangs up] Oh, it's that darn recording again....
• What is status? Status is when the President calls you for your opinion.
  Uh, no... Status is when the President calls you in to discuss a problem with him....
• The postman always rings twice.
• Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.
• It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.
  Hofstadter's Law...
• Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.
  -- Anon....