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The phrase "honor one's promises" is not in the Clinton lexicon.
The phrase "we(I)(you) simply MUST ... " designates something that need not be done.
That goes without saying" is a red warning. "Of course" means you had best check it yourself....
The phrase would be more german to the matter, if we could carry cannon by our sides.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act v, Sc. 2...
The piano sounds like a carnival. The microphone smells like a beer.
They sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say "Man, what are you doing here?...
The picture placed the busts between Adds to the thought much strength
Wisdom and Wit are little seen, But Folly 's at full length....
The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world's climates are changing, the mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the size of a walnut.
-- some dinosaurs from The Far Side, b...
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.
Let others think his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)...
The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING for an END to BURT REYNOLDS movies!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
The pills to be taken with meals will be the least appetising ones.
The pilot cannot mitigate the billows or calm the winds.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- On the Tranquillity of the Mind...

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