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The pedestrian works where I work. She is a standards coordinator.
Funny she should be the one I hit....
The penalty for bigamy is having two mothers-in-law.
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail
if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence. -- H. L. Mencke...
The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. -- Nancy, Lady Asto
The pendulum has gone full circle.
The pen is mightier than the pencil.
The pen is mightier than the sword; and easier to write with.
The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.
-- P. Terry...
The pen is mightier than the sword--so, in these dangerous times, I always carry a pen.
-- Ashleigh Brillia...
The pen is the interpreter of the heart.

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