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• The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail
  if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence....
• The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror who smokes the worst cigars.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends. -- H. L. Mencke