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• The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
• The pen is mightier than the sword; and easier to write with.
• The pen is mightier than the pencil.
• The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.
  -- P. Terry...
• A pen is mightier than a sword except it runs out of ink.
• If you think the pen is mightier than the sword, the next time someone pulls out a sword I'd like to see you get up there with your Bic.
• Beneath the rule of men entirely great, The pen is mightier than the sword.
  -- Edward Bulwer Lytton (1805-1873) -- Richelieu, Act ii, Sc. 2...
• The force of gravity on the moon is a fraction of the gravity on the earth, so the moon would not be able to attract the pen to inself.
  Rather, it would only be able to suspend the pen....
• Bob: [narrating aloud] Dear "Life in these United States", a funny thing happened to me.
  ..uh...[faints] Snake: Use a pen, Sideshow Bob....