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The path to hell is paved with government subsidies..
The patient can oftener do without the doctor, than the doctor without the patient. -- Zimmerma
The patient's taken a turn for the nurse.
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.
The patient put it in his pocket, but he forgot to have it filled. Every...
The `-P' convention: --------------------- Turning a word into a question by appending the syllable `P'
from the LISP convention of appending the letter `P' to denote a predicate (a boolean-valued f...
The Peace Mission: Olive Branch
The peace of God, which passeth all understanding. -- New Testament -- Philippians iv, 7
The peasants of the Asturias believe that in every litter of wolves there is one pup that is killed by the mother for fear that on growing up it would devour the other little ones.
-- Victor Hugo ...
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....

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