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Archaeologists do it in the dirt.
Archaeologists do it with mummies.
Archaeologists like it old.
Archaeologists make the best husbands. The older you get, the more they're interested.
-- Agatha Christie...
Archaeologists take sedimental journeys.
Archaeologists will date any old thing.
ARCHBISHOP, n. An ecclesiastical dignitary one point holier than a bishop.
If I were a jolly archbishop, On Fridays I'd eat all the fish up -- Salmon and flounders and smel...
ARCHDUKE FERDINAND FOUND ALIVE -- FIRST WORLD WAR A MISTAKE
Archers make better lovers cause they have longer shafts.
Archers use longer shafts.

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