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• Geochronologists will date any old thing.
• Archaeologists date anything!
• Archaeologists like it old.
• How many archaeologists does -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is....
• Archaeologists do it in the dirt.
• Archaeologists do it with mummies.
• Archaeologists take sedimental journeys.
• The excesses of our youth are drafts upon our old age, payable with interest, about thirty years after date.
  -- Colto...