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A recession is what takes the wind out of your sales.
A recession is when my neighbor loses his job. A depression is when I lose my job.
A panic is when my wife loses her job. -- Edgar R. Fiedle...
A Rechabite poor Will must live, And drink of Adam's ale.
-- Matthew Prior (1664-1721) -- The Wandering Pilgrim...
Are Cheerios really donut seeds?
A recipe doesn't belong to anyone -- Edward Espe Brow
Are condoms adequate protection? Nope, you'll also have to have fire and casualty, even if you don't drive.
A record number of savings-and-loan failures left America with a nationwide shortage of flimsy toaster ovens, cheap pocket calculators, and ugly dinnerware.
-- P. J. O'Rourke...
A record of data is essential: it shows you were working.
Are crooked teeth supporting evidence for the theory of contidental drift?
Are deaf psychiatrists better listeners?

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