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A really busy person never knows how much he weighs. -- Edgar Watson Howe
A really good bass is the hardest drunk to find. -- Robert Benchley
A really plain woman is one who, however beautiful, neglects to charm. -- Edgar Aaltu
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good reason and the real reason.
A real programmer's girlfriend wears a G$.
A real spoilsport is someone who muddles up a good argument with facts.
A reasonable Conservative is hard to find.
A reasonable doubt for a reasonable fee -- Motto of Hunter S. Thompson's lawye
Are beer commercials great or what?
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