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A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine.
Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?
A reefer a day.... I forget the rest.
Are eleven thousand people worth fifty billion? Is the love of a woman worth the destruction of an entire species?
-- Kevin, "The Survivors", stardate 43152.4...
A reformer is a guy who rides through a sewer in a glass bottomed boat.
A reformer wants his conscience to be your guide.
A reform is a correction of abuses; a revolution is a transfer of power.
Are Girl Scout cookies made with real Girl Scouts ??
Are hex wrenches made for opening computers?
Are humans good to eat Daddy?
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