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• An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have
  the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie...
• Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody. -- Agatha Christie
• You can make more friends in two months by becoming genuinely interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
  -- Dale Carnegie...
• Waste any more time and you won't get any older.... -- Avo
• If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody. -- Agatha Christie
• Mr. Smithers, in the future, to a dead but cyrogenically preserved Mr.
  Burns: Oh, Mr. Burns, we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back....
• The older you get the greater you were!
• As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't. --Carrie Fishe