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A real bully is always a coward, for their lurks in such a person the fear of finding someone even worse than himself at what he is doing.
A real christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
A real computer scientist does not mind UNIX, simple commands like mail and readnews rarely fail.
A real programmer does not mind UNIX, it can be easily circumvented....
A real computer scientist will dedicate months of patient effort to reduce the asymptotic time of an algorithm from n log log n to n log log log n and never implement it.
A real programmer come up wi...
A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having his neighbor notice it.
-- Trygve Lie...
A real friend is a person who, when you've made a fool of yourself, lets you forget it.
A real friend isn't someone you use once and throw away.
A real friend is someone you can use again and again....
A real friend is someone who takes a winter vacation on a sun-drenched beach, and doesn't send a card.
-- Farmer's Almanac...
A realist lets circumstances decide which end of the telescope to look through.
A real lady never asks, "was *what* good for me?

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