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A relationship is like a shark - it has to keep moving forward or it dies.
Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark. -- Woody Alle...
A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
A RELIABLE SOURCE - The guy you just met. -- THE ALL-PURPOSE BUSINESSMAN'S VOCABULARY
A religion can no more afford to degrade its Devil than to degrade its God.
A religion is a cult with an adequate army
A religious conservative is a fanatic about a dead radical.
A remarkable characteristic of the Americans is the manner in which they have applied science to modern life.
.. In England an inventor is regarded almost as a crazy man, and in too many instances inve...
A remarkable race are the Persians; They have such peculiar diversions.
They make love the whole day In the usual way And save up the nights for perversions....
Are my car indicators working?" "Yes, no, yes, no . . .
ARENA, n. In politics, an imaginary rat-pit in which the statesman wrestles with his record.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...

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