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A raccoon tangled with a 23,000 volt line today. The results blacked out 1400 homes and, of course, one raccoon.
-- Steel City New...
Arachnohomophobia: Fear of gay spiders.
A radical is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air.
-- Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1882-1945)...
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
AR: Advance Rudely
AR: Alter Reality
A RAM is a terrible thing to waste.
A rancher is a farmer who farms the public lands with a herd of four-legged lawn mowers.
-- Edward Abbey...
A RARE CONJUNCTION OF STARS means bad luck for the rest of your life.
A rascally yea-forsooth knave. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act i, Sc. 2
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