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• To program is to be.
• Hoare's Law of Large Programs Inside every large program is a small program struggling to get out.
• It's time to get a new cookie file when you have some kind of deja-vu when reading this cookie.
  Alternatively, get a program with a better random number generator. -- Yoshi...
• hell [orig. Multics n. techspeak, widely propagated via Unix] 1.
  [techspeak] The command interpreter used to pass commands to an operating system...
• Real programmers don't program in LISP. Any language with more parenthesis than actual code is for airheaded wienies who can't write real programs.
• Quote #680 The only way for errors to occur in a program is by being put there by the author.
  No other mechanisms are known. Programs can't acquire bugs by sitting around with other buggy programs....
• magic number n. [Unix/C; common] 1. In source code
  some non-obvious constant whose value is significant to the operation of a program and that is inserted inconspicuously in-line (hardcoded), rather than expanded in by a symbol set by a commented #define....
• It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.