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• Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was born so long ago.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• When a man laughs at his misfortunes, he loses a great many friends.
  They never forgive the loss of their perogative. -- H. L. Mencke...
• A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know. -- H. L. Mencke
• H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.
  L. Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude. -- Maxwell Bodenheim...
• A man may be a fool and not know it -- but not if he is married. -- H. L. Mencke
• A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. -- H. L. Mencke
• A politician has to be able to see both sides of an issue, so he can get around it.