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• Oh, what is so rare as a full day's work in June? -- Baldwin Sell
• Grandma: A caller at this hour? [to Mr. VH] You dial 9-1, then when I say so, dial 1 again.
  [opens the door] [TM] Bart: [sees Milhouse, sighs with relief] Milhouse, please....
• An artist never really finishes his work, he merely abandons it. -- Paul Valery
• The amateur is the one with all the answers.
• A UNIX saleslady, Lenore, Enjoys work, but she likes the beach more.
  She found a good way To combine work and play: She sells C shells by the seashore....
• It is very good advice to believe only what an artist does, rather than what he says about his work.
  -- David Hockney...
• Amateur radio operators do it with frequency.