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  Disapproval would be folly; Mix the punch, drag out the Dicke...
• YEAR: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
• Oh! Four hundred and thirty-seven... Fifty pounds?
  Oh my God! Three hundred and... A hundred and fifty?...
• Don't forget about the importance of the family. It begins with the family.
  We're not going to redefine the family. Everybody knows the definition of the family....
• What?" you cry. "Wizards sometimes must endure torture?
  And it is true, for being a wizard does not exempt you from any of the trials and tribulations experienced by other humans....
• Year, n.: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Year, n.: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary...
• What does it take for Americans to do great thing
  o go to the moon, to win wars, to dig canals linking oceans, to build railroads across a continent?...