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• It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
• Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
• You can't get ahead while getting even. -- Dick Armey
• And that's a wrap!
• She who hesitates is won.
• You go to jail for doin' something normal. Ain't no law against peein' in public.
  They get you for indecent exposure. As long as you pee and don't zip your pants down, that's normal....
• Gloria Steinem once said that "the surest way to be alone is to get married.
  If you viewed her up close, you'd know why she would say such a thing....
• See Dick drink, see Dick get drunk, see Dick drive, girls love Dick.
• Specially in December, gift wrap your member.