She Was So Ugly They Used Her In Prison To Cure Sex Offenders.
She was so ugly they used her in prison to cure sex offenders.
She was so ugly her mother used to babyfeed her with a slingshot.
She's so ugly that not even the tide would take her out.
Yo momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!
and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it....
Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly, when you go out with her you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
She was so ugly, you look in the dictionary under "ugly" and you see her picture....
Xerox your lunch and file it under ``sex offenders!'' -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!