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• She was so ugly her mother used to babyfeed her with a slingshot.
• She's so ugly that not even the tide would take her out.
• Yo momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!
• Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
• Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!
  and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it....
• Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
• She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly, when you go out with her you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
  She was so ugly, you look in the dictionary under "ugly" and you see her picture....
• Xerox your lunch and file it under ``sex offenders!'' -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!