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• My wife's on a diet. She used to be so fat every time she got into a taxi the driver rushed her to the hospital.
  She went to the health club and one week she lost fifteen pounds....
• Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
• It wasn't that she had a rose in her teeth, exactly.
  It was more like the rose and the teeth were in the same glass....
• An anniversary was coming up, he started to reminisce about the last ten years.
  She just wanted to talk about her presents....
• Yo momma breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
• She can kill all your files; She can freeze with a frown.
  And a wave of her hand brings the whole system down....