Related:

• He's so old he gets winded playing checkers. -- Ed Wy
• Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
• The owner of a large furniture store in the mid-west arrived in France on a buying trip.
  As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an acquaintance with a beautiful young lady....
• The owner of a large furniture store in the mid-west arrived in France on a buying trip.
  As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an acquaintance with a beautiful young lady....
• She wanted a fur coat so he got her a trap and a gun.
• She was so fat that if you fly around her you lose a day...
• Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
• Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
• Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket.