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• Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
  A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?...
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• What's a 68? She goes down on you, and you owe her one.
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  the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie...
• Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.
• Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.